PLOT
Three new recruits enter the police force, Greeted by Sgt. Wilkins they prove to be a right shower, all of them have various complaints. During routine walks and criminal activity proves to be a right farce, and end up in front of the Inspector more times than actually on the beat.
In the mist of it all Constable Constable falls for WPC Passworthy, but one thing lies beetween him and her and that's her starsign, Benson handles a canine misfit and Gorse takes to a scooter. But they tumble upon a bunch of crooks, surley they can't muck up thier biggest catch yet.....