sunsettown beach,  hut, huts, dfl George will answer your pet problems Ask George all your problems, he will find a remedy for you - allegedly he also recommends Eagle Vets in Minster 01843 825999 email him at thanetchat@hotmail.com Dear george, can you help me with my itchy problem please. Every year about this time, i seem to get seriously itchy and cant help chewing my back until its bald and bleeding! No I havnt got fleas, my humans have made sure that they covered me in frontline. They also put me in a collar that looks like a lampshade! I was so embarrassed that I didnt go outside till they removed it! It did stop me biting my back tho! Is this the only cure for my problem? I'm a little fat yorkie called George, and I'm desperate for an answer to my
problem as I overheard my humans talking about putting girlie knickers on me if I dont stop biting my back! Can you imagine the effect that would have on my sanity! Awaiting your response with desperation, George George says: My my what a problem ! Lets talk about knickers first shall we and that is of course a HUGE NO NO, if it's not a fetish for the weekends, then it just will not do and that's that ! From experience as a doctor ( of lurrrrrrrve of course ) i am guessing you have either dry skin or maybe even ecsthma which is not so mad as you may think. So as i am a total stud muffin my reply would be as follows. Get your favourite Laaaady dog to run some E45/Baby oil in, or suitable skin treatment ( wink wink ) and see how that goes. Failing that if you have to be boring about it get the humans in your house to apply hydacautisone cream as that seems to pretty much stop ALL itching of any type. This is best known cure for itching, even works on piles should you start sitting on damp ground ( bear that in mind for your later years :) ) Be sure to let me know the result , cheers George Dear George,
I have a major dilemma at the moment, I have just recently moved into a built up new area with the family of two-legged owners and im finding it hard to adapt into the new surroundings. Things like, at the old house they would leave the flap open for me all night and I could stroll in at what time I wanted, As long as I was quiet drinking before I went for my nap.
Now, they lock up at 10pm because with living in a built up area it is, as any kitty/tom can walk in and help them self to my bed! What can I do to make my owners trust me?
Also im having trouble getting to know other kitty's in and round town, as ive heard they think im not cut out for urban life. Any tips on how to get them to lick me?
Congratulations upon your local newspaper debut. I hope you can help get our points across.. dont let fame go to your head!
Catalina (known to the pets as Molly) what do they know..
George says: Firstly Cat i would not worry about being trusted ( we never are you know ) forget it, us cats are the bosses of course! Just find a secret sneak out point, like a window say and just nip out when you like, making sure you don't let any other pussies see you! As for the popular problem, well always make sure you are well groomed and clean, plus a good old fashioned cat call from your fence as you come out to let them know you are on the prowl helps. You can always try a little fresh cream around your whiskers as it drives us male cats wild you know. Try this and i am sure i no time you will be smothered with friends and admirers, dont forget to not let them see your escape rout tho ;) Dear George We have just seen that you, personally, have been mentioned in the highly influential Whitstable Gazette. Please reassure us that this isn't going to change you. Don't let your life become a wild circle of celebrity style parties, late nights and loose living. Don't let fame go to your head George, we need you. Chairman and the Girls. George says: Of course not girls, how could i possibly do that to my loayal fans. I always have been and always will be myself, that's not to say that i won't of course lap up any attention passed to me by the viewers and contributors to this page. Cheers all and let me answer your problems Hey Gorgeous George!!
The two-legged pests are going away for a few days and leaving me in charge. My and the girls are throwing a party. Any tips on how to have a safe but swinging time?! And how do you get sardine stains off the shag-pile?
Come and join us, tell your friends too.
Love and tickly whiskers
Chairman, Connie and Claudette.X George says: Well girls First and foremost i do like to let my tail down when female felines are envolved!
Baileys is always a good starter for us cats, it's the cream you know. Follow this with a few cat-tails and assorted cruchie things and you will be well away. As for the stains, prawns are a better bet as there is no oil in them and they taste good too. If you do happen to have a spillage persuade a dog to come in and lick the floor clean, whilst doing so take a photo of him and blame any mess on him, you will be then totally in the clear and can sleep happily and without hassle.
Let the mewsic begin. Chairman asks: I am allergic to cat flaps. As a modern girl-about-town I need to come and go as I please. My human has threatened to kick my (very cute!) arse if I get her up at 3A.M again. I am not allowed my own key and so have to use the door knocker to wake everyone up. Can I come and live with you? Love, Chairman Maow XXXXXXXXXXXXX George says: I like to use my neighbours catflap when i cannot get on to my own pets house, or even creep under the door of the shed. I find this great because it means i not only keep warm and dry, but also get some change of scenery, some free food from next doors cat and maybe some good lovin too. Purrrrrrrfect. You would have to ask my pets if you could stay here, there are 4 of us already so it maybe a squeeze. Marmite asks: These hot night are really bothering me, what can i do? George says: Try opening the door of the fridge and then lay on the cold kitchen floor, works for me! OldWhitsGuy asks: George do we need to be weird to be on this site? George Says: Only if you think you do! After all if you ask the question then you are probably saner than most of those around you who think they are normal. Tiddles asks: George, how do you cope with these hot summer night ? George says: Well Tiddles, I wait till my pets are asleep and then nip to the fridge and quietly open the door, cruch some ice and pour myself a long iced milk. If its really hot i just forget the milk altogether! Toyah asks: Dear George, My name is Toyah, I live with my pets and my other moggie mates in Whitstable. My problem is I'm in love with a dog. His name is Jass and I follow him around, lay with him on the floor, and nuzzle him whenever I can, I don't know what to do, Im infatuated, Is it because he smells really bad? and I like really smelly things? or what? Pleeeeese help George, my street cred is really suffering. In hope Toyah xx George says: Toyah, nice name by the way! You can always leave a calling card in the dating room. I think this is a real problem and should be dealt with quickly as you don't know where it might end up! I would suggest a large cat like myself to break you of your habit. I am a healthy 16lbs lad with a very athletic fugure for my age and quite a flash pad here at home. Maybe we could get together and mewse over a pack of Felix and chruchies. Then maybe we could talk more about your problem! But seriously the answer is simple. Get your pets to buy you some catnip and rub it into the carpet and you will forget all about Jass the dog, your life will be transformed and all will be back to normal, except for your pets carpet which will be in tatters. Cheers George xxx
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