TTTThtTThThe Judges Rap

Silence !

Defendants..Colin Harkness.

Brothers, Rob.E and Brian Burrows.. and Sniffa.

You have been found guilty of the most heinous and dastardley crimes in the annals of music justice.

That you did, wilfully, repeatedly, and with malice aforethought.....

PLAY HEAVY METAL ROCK&ROLL..!

And what is more... You flagrantly admit to enjoying it.

I therefore have no alternative but to pass the most severe sentence in my power.

That you be taken away to a place of detention, and there put to death in a manner prescribed by law...

And may the Lord have mercy on your souls.......