KENZIE ON FREEK

He soaks the bathroom floor everytime he showers. He puts the shower curtain the wrong side of the bath so the water goes on to the floor instead of inside the bath. I don't know if he does it on purpose, I think he enjoys the shower too much. But if you have socks on the floor it's horrible 'cos they end up sopping wet. I don't think he has caused a flood yet but I make him stand in the corner for 5 minutes to think about what he has done.

FREEK ON KENZIE

He is always posing in the mirror. Whenever Kenzie walks past the mirror he can't help it but have a sneaky peak at himself. When we're in our hotels rooms he's got a big habit of doing it, especially if he has got his top off. He's so vain about his stomach. Actually he's not got a bad six-pack at the moment but he loves his hair as well. It's weird though, 'cos he doesn't spend as much time on his hair as me - or as much gel. He's not really embarassed about being caught looking in the mirror either, but I take the mickey whenever I catch him.

FLAVA ON SPIKE-E

He wastes everything. You know those little bottles of shower gel you get when you stay in hotel rooms? Well, I always share a room with Spike-e and he always uses them up before I get a chance to wash. He wakes up first, showers and leaves me with nothing apart from water. Even if he doesn't use them, he throws the bottles on the floor so the gel comes out. It's just like he pours it on the floor. Or maybe it's 'cos he is really smelly and needs all he can get.

SPIKE-E ON FALVA

Flava needs a bib. Flava is the messiest person I know - and he's really lazy too. It's terrible. When he gets back to his hotel room he throws his clothes on the floor and leaves them. Then when he rushes around in the morning he forgets them So far he's left about 5 pairs of socks and a few t-shirts behind. He's so messy with food. Sometimes I feel I should put a bib on him.

MELO-D ON ROCKY B

He makes squeaky noises. Rocky B does the weirdest thing. He'll be sitting there all quiet when out of nowhere he makes this weird squeaky noise and starts doing loads of wrestling moves. It sounds a bit like a cats being strangled. He's not embarassed by it only 'cos he does it in front of us lot and it always cracks us up. Does it embaress me? Nah, I just feel sorry for him 'cos I think he's going crazy. I wouldn't be suprised if he's trying to talk to animals with the noise. He's obsessed with rabbits and claims he plays tennis with them. Nutter.

ROCKY B ON MELO-D

He always buys skin tight trousers. When we get paid Melo-D always goes shopping - but he always buys skin tight trousers. Have you seen David Bowie in Labyrinth? He wears trousers like that, where you can see everything. I went out shopping with him a while ago and he tried on theses jogging bottoms but by the time we got them home they had magically shrunk. I think he goes to the counter and says "Don't tell the others but I want them in a small instead of a medium." Or maybe he thinks his bum looks good in tight jeans. ha ha!

STRIDER ON KRAZY

He's got a vampire tooth. Krazy's got this little sharp tooth that I call his rat tooth. He's like a little vampire. He bit Flava's head the other day and nearly drew blood. Actually, maybe he's a secret dracula? He can easily stay up all night just like vampires. Oh, but he loves garlic so maybe not. I call him rat tooth all the time and it comes in handy when eating steak and stuff. He's able to bite right through it in seconds. He wouldn't be the same without it though, so I don't think he should get a brace or anything.

KRAZY ON STRIDER

His eyes change colour. Striders got really weird eyes that change colour. You'll look at them one day and they will be blue and you'll see them the next day and they will be grey. Look at the moment they're dark brown. How weird is that?, maybe they change colour when he gets excited. They could go green when he's happy and red when he's mad. Ha ha. Loads of girls say they like his eyes. He's lucky 'cos girls who go for blue, green or brown eyes can all go for him. It's a bit of an advantage. Or maybe he's fooling us with contacts.

TOMMY B ON REEPA

He's got nasty skelenton feet. I went to knock for him once and when he opened the door he didn't have any socks on... that's when I saw he had weird skelenton feet. I couldn't stop laughing. They're abnormal. His toes are so long and the gaps in between them are big enough for buses to go through. This is the first time I have mentioned this and I aint exaggerating - he can hold a remote control between his big toe and the next one. He hasn't got monster toenails though. He's good at keeping them trim. Thankfully!

REEPA ON TOMMY B

He always loses his toothpaste. When we're on tour or travelling around the UK with the band, Tommy B and me always share a room. But every single time he loses his toothpaste. Sometimes we're only there for an hour and he's lost it so he has to borrow mine. It's really annoying but I can't say no 'cos he's gotta look respectable. He's started to bring two washbags with him now and he still loses stuff. But if I'm sharing a room with him now I can't have him stinking or the room will too and I can't have that.